I Have No Accordion
A Mishmash Memoir of a Life Sometimes Gone Askew
Marriages, kids, jobs, illnesses, challenges....
Sorry, this ain’t that kind of memoir. This is why dad gave away the accordion, 16 ways I’m not like other men, how $4-cupcakes are ruining the country, the night a murderer almost hijacked the car, and naming a daughter after the Everly Brothers.
Discover eight facts that could alter the outcome of the next presidential election, the truth about me and Martha Stewart, and why I owe Stephen King an apology.
Special bonus: no poetry!
Coming soon to a Kindle near you.