Marriages, kids, jobs, illnesses, challenges....

 

Sorry, this ain’t that kind of memoir. This is why dad gave away the accordion, 16 ways I’m not like other men, how $4-cupcakes are ruining the country, the night a murderer almost hijacked the car, and naming a daughter after the Everly Brothers.

 

Discover eight facts that could alter the outcome of the next presidential election, the truth about me and Martha Stewart, and why I owe Stephen King an apology.

 

Special bonus: no poetry!

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Coming soon to a Kindle near you.

 

 

Sample from I Have No Accordion.